Statistical Specifications

THIS ALBUM* is approximately five inches in diameter, with an expected throwing range of 50-60 feet depending on windage. It comes in a squarish container commonly known as a "jewel case," which fortunately has nothing to do with Jewel although the teeth do occasionally get a bit gnarly. Research into the exact physical composition of THIS ALBUM* is ongoing due to the daunting effects of the Heisenberg Principle, but to date the following observations have been confirmed:   THIS ALBUM* is 100% kosher as decreed by an actual Lubavitcher rabbi.   THIS ALBUM* contains at least 60% of the U.S. RDA of niacin, thiamine, and toenail.   THIS ALBUM* is 39% brilliant, 28% near-genius, 24% nifty as all get-out, 7% valiant if somewhat misguided effort, and 2% utter crap.   THIS ALBUM* has been determined to be safe for listening to while naked, or skiing, or both.   THIS ALBUM* contains no nitrates, preservatives, CFCs, or bovine growth hormone. Well, it might contain a little. Actually, it contains quite a bit of all four but you can still eat it.   THIS ALBUM* is good in all 50 United States (51 if you count Canada), Central and South America, Asia, Europe (except Portugal), and Australia, except where prohibited by law, wink wink. We strongly recommend you not listen to THIS ALBUM* on the African or Antarctican continents. Trust us on this one.   And lastly, contrary to published reports, THIS ALBUM* does not go to eleven. Attempting to overclock this album to eleven voids your warranty, where applicable.   More statistical information on THIS ALBUM* will be made available as soon as the research staff dries out.

*for statistical purposes, hereafter referred to as-- CD/disc01 & CD/disc02.

CD/disc01

01 Adrian Clark- WAAAH! IT'S THE SCHIZO SISTERS! 4:16 02 AJ Wilkes- Fantasy Garden Through a Child's Eyes 3:18 03 Antal Adriaanse- In Isolation/Getrommel 4:23 04 Michael P. Dawson- Crepuscule with Biffy 1:52 05 Bill Leach/Tomland- Think About It Over A Joint 5:22 06 Bossk (R)- Conditioner (Skiffle Version) 3:43 07 Charles Ulrich (The Pygmies)- The Pygmy Song 3:25 08 Chet Green- Solstice To Equinox 3:26 09 Chris Roe- Trio Improv 1995 6:47 10 Dan Buxbaum- Leftyland 4:24 11 Darkhop (John S. Hopkins)- Beelzebonehead 1:21 12 Dennis Versteeg- The Invisible Box 1:46 13 The Duke of Prunes - Eliot Caged 6:04 14 Fred Banta- Chuckawalla 3:16 15 Geir Corneliussen- Orangutan Man Meets Frankenstein 5:36 16 Graham Connah's Jettison Slinky- Sparkly 4:39 17 Jay Jones-Tack :44 18 Jeff Pollack (Duck and the Ponds)- Wild About You 3:53

 
 
 
CD/disc02

01 Jerry Hull (Dr. Jerry & The Periferals)- Zero Sum Game 3:20 02 John Butler-Kerr (Wet Food)- Interference 2 3:33 03 John Harley- Gimme a 5th-The Death Valley Grunge Jam III 4:41 04 Lewis Saul- Perpetual Penguin and the Cowboy 6:31 05 Martin Higgs- Amitabha- Buddha of Infinite Light 2:50 06 Michael Gula- Orchestral Rock 4:52 07 Michael Pierry- Southington Suite 12:23 08 Nik Lowenberg- Tribute To Frank R. (Dillusions of Grandeur) 4:26 09 Ninja- Ronin 6:21 10 Patrick Neve- Dog Star Man Revisited 3:39 11 Disguising Godiva - Real Good Friend/Dumb 5:09 12 Sam Rouse- Queen's Flight 4:06 13 Steve Cobham- Death Waltz 3:18 14 Steve Lewis- Hubbub 2:24 15 Zoogz Rift- Asphyxiated 6:37

 
 
 
 
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