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There are two kinds of people in the world: people who love THIS ALBUM* and thumb-sucking inbred mongoloids. Which are you?
It makes your toads shiny! It caresses your fine washables in a sudsy foam of apathy and strife! It circumvents your motor skills and goes directly for the cerebellum in a manner previously known only to certain Republican ex-CIA operatives. If there was ever a substitute for all that lactose in your diet, this is not it! It's THIS ALBUM* and it is most definitely not here for any real reason. But it is here, and so are you, and that must mean something. Now go find your wallet. First there was Buddy Holly, then there was Bob Dylan, then there was Don Henley, and then there was Michael Bolton and after that there was Celine Dion and then Christina Aguilera. Get the picture? Avoid the end of civilization. Get THIS ALBUM*. NAKED WRITHING SWEATY TEENS! Buy THIS ALBUM*. Pung! Dwoink! Fannn-ZOOP! Baffled? Good...buy THIS ALBUM* and stop touching it so much. |
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*alternately known as-- Just Add Water--Makes Its Own Sauce, Nested Tuplets and Guitar Solos, MUSIC TO SCARE GIRLS AWAY, LIVE ON PATIO or WICKLY COMMERCIAL., Trapped in the Moebius Vortex, Creative Confusement, You can't do that on a newsgroup anymore, Dance Me THIS, Bitch!, KILL UGLY USENET!!!, Patrick Rides the Deathless Horsie into the Mobious Vortex of the Mysterious Sexy Wickly Ugly Patio of Love, You call that music?, why is a carrot oranger than an orange?, Singed Pepperoni Gyro, how to lose girlfriends and alienate people, HAIL! HAIL KING JEFF!!, Shut Up And Send In Yer Tapes, Nested Tuplets (And Other Hate Crimes), Music for gerbils and hamsters and orangutans and lamas and cars and dogs and cats and beavers and mantises and other insects, Someone Hire Some Hookers For Zoogz, COMPOSERS PLAY WITH THEMSELVES, music for nits, Squareknot Gear Bumblebee Moonscape, Art that smells like bad sauce, ketchup water, etc., etc. |
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